Wednesday, December 24, 2008

142 and counting?!

So according to my profile, which exists, much like the eye bank, my profile has been 142 times. wierd right? yeah basically i think that means i am like... ruler of all of blogger. It's a role that comes with quite a load i tell you. Any who... So i've gotta say... this movie...

Beautifully done. watch it. reaaaadddyyy.. GO.
(The Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford)

I love you too crazy P.E.T.A

Monday, December 15, 2008

rape.. what a silly silly thing.

Okay. so for ALLLL you rapists out there who happen to be reading my blog, what the hell?? First of all.. this is a blog for FRIENDS and FAMILY. Not you. Perv. Second of all.. why do you do that??? That's kind of a wierd thing to do... you know??? That's not yours!!! PRIVATE parts!! PRIIIIIVVVAAAATE!!!!!! God. You fail. Adia says something about castro. that's how bad you fail apparently. and 7. and pablo. Anywho.. back to the god doesnt love you thing. Don't take things that arent yours!!!! Or you will end up in the middle of africa. and that's bad my friend, baaaad. Also... Merry Christmas!!!! And such. readdddyy... Go forth my son and sin no more.

Monday, November 24, 2008


Time and Place Start Time: Wednesday, December 10, 2008 at 12:00am
End Time: Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 12:00am
Location: Across the United States

DescriptionHow much are your rights worth?
Can we place a value on our equality?
Should we take a stand, even in these troubled economic times?

We are calling for a nationwide strike and economic boycott by all members of our Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered community AND OUR STRAIGHT ALLIES on December 10th, 2008, International Human Rights Day.


Because LGBT workers, business owners, consumers and taxpayers contribute over $700 billion to the American economy and we deserve the same rights as all other Americans.

Because marriage is a basic human right for ALL Americans, regardless of gender, race OR religion. (See the US Supreme Court Case LOVING v VIRGINIA).


Strike! Call in gay, shut down your business, or just take the day off.

Boycott! Don't buy anything, spend money or support the economy.

Participate! Give back, fight back, build bridges to help raise awareness about marriage equality.
Fora list of things to do in your area, go to

The true and extraordinary story of Harvey Milk, the first openly gay elected politician and a galvanizing public figure who was assassinated in 1978. From the producers of AMERICAN BEAUTY and PUSHING DAISIES.

WHY THE NAME "A DAY WITHOUT GAYS"? The name was inspired by the film A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN and the nationwide strike in 2006 called A DAY WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS that protested against proposed immigration laws.

WHY STRIKE NOW? One day won't destroy the economy, but it will send a clear signal that we are serious about getting our rights. Also, strikes and boycotts are more effective in an economic downturn because business owners have more to lose.

WHY A STRIKE AND A BOYCOTT? These tactics have been successful in the past, from the Montgomery Bus Boycott to the anti-apartheid boycotts. Their actions often came at a great sacrifice but they were willing to risk everything for their rights.

WHAT IF I WILL GET FIRED? In fact, many states still do not have employment non-discrimination laws for gays and lesbians. If you are in fear of getting fired, go to work, but you can participate in the boycott by not consuming. Pack a lunch!

WHY NOT CIVIL UNIONS? Because Civil Unions are only legal in the state that offers them, Civil Unions don't include the 1100 marriage rights and benefits provided by the Federal Government. Finally, separate but not equal is discrimination.

ISN'T MARRIAGE A RELIGIOUS INSTITUTION? No. Because every couple in America has to get a marriage license issue from their state, whereas religious ceremonies are optional. In addition, no religion is or should be forced to marry anyone.

SHOULDN'T WE DEFEND MARRIAGE? Gays and Lesbians are embracing marriage. If you want to defend it, ban divorce.

WHAT ABOUT THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE? How sacred is marriage if over 50% of them end in divorce? Marriage became a legal institution once the law permitted certain rights and benefits to be ascribed to people who have engaged in matrimony.

WHAT ABOUT THE TRADITION OF MARRIAGE? Marriages used to be between a man and multiple women, a business deal where property was exchanged for a wife, banned in churches, arranged by the parents and for same race only.

WHAT ABOUT TEACHING KIDS ABOUT GAYS? Would you tell your kids they should not learn about the American Indians or the Holocaust or Christianity? How is this any different?

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thank you!!!!!

All of you who comment.. Kelly, Megan.. all of my other great friends... who love me.. and exist too...thank you :D i really do love hearing from you. Its the only way i communicate with most *cough* one *cough* of you. And i dont really know what's up... I've just been down lately. i dunno. but anywho.. post more!! i love you ALLLL!!

Thursday, November 20, 2008


Have you ever been so sad, and depressed, and scared, but you don't know why? Maybe you start pushing people away that you love, or maybe putting on an exaggerated happy face? You go from having a great time to curled into a ball sobbing in 2 sec. flat sigh...

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

I couldn't resist..

Okay.. so i was searching for a current event for Sociology.. i dont know how much this makes sense.. but i love it.. so thank you makers of 'Dumb as a Blog'

Officials at the Canadian border stopped a New York man after he was caught with dozens of bottles of what he claimed was holy water. But when a police dog sniffed the H2O it turned out to allegedly contain ketamine, a powerful hallucinogenic widely used as a date rape drug, it appeared the water was a tad unholier than met the eye.

In case you are afraid that some shyster might try to trick you into thinking that ketamine was holy water, and you don't have a drug-sniffing dog handy, we are happy to present the following helpful list:


-Holy water is generally used for baptisms, by priests.
-Ketamine is generally used for rapes, by rapists.

-Holy water is sometimes called "blessed" or "sanctified" water.
-Ketamine is sometimes called "super acid," "black hole" or "cat valium."

-Holy water is never to be disposed of in regular plumbing.
-Ketamine gets flushed the minute the cops show up.

-Holy water is rumored to fend off vampires.
-Ketamine is useless against a vampire, unless you want to rape it.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Middle Child born first??

Okay SOOO technically i am the oldest in my family, but my siblings are so much younger then me, it kinda cancels that fact out. I kinda feel forgotten a LOT of the time.. it sucks. lol. Today happens to be one of those fun 'No one really cares' days. which yes i realize its very melodramatic.. but what can i say? Like.. well i don't need to share specific examples, but it'd be nice to be included once in a while.

In other news, I am in love with this song. So congrats Veronica's, Not only are you unnaturally beautiful and may ruin the self esteem of MILLIONS of girls, you do have an original sound. *clap clap clap*

Friday, November 14, 2008

Well.. The youth of our day are not completley hopeless!

So these little boys and girls are so cute!! i love that they are getting involved in the election. I want my kids to be like that!! No ignorant kids of mine will live to be 25. lol JK

And here are the lyrics!

Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah

Democratic left
Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah

(McCain supporters)
McCain is the man
Fought for us in Vietnam
You know if anyone can
Help our country he can
Taxes droppin low
Dont you know oils gonna flow
Drill it low
I'll show our economy will grow

McCain's the best candidate
With Palin as his running mate
They'll fight for gun rights, pro life,
The conservative right
Our future is bright
Better economy in site
And all the world will feel our military might

(Obama supporters)
But McCain and Bush are real close right
They vote alike and keep it tight
Obama's new, he's younger too
The Middle Class he will help you
He'll bring a change, he's got the brains
McCain and Bush are just the same
You are to blame, Iraq's a shame
Four more years would be insane

Lower your Taxes - you know Obama Won't
PROTECT THE LOWER CLASS - You know McCain won't!
Have enough experience - you know that they don't
STOP GLOBAL WARMING - you know that you won't

I want Obama
Stick with McCain and you're going to have some drama
We need it
He'll be it
We'll do it
Let's move it

Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like
You can vote however you like, yeah

Democratic left
Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like, I said
You can vote however you like, yeah

I'm talking big pipe lines, and low gas prices
Below $2.00 that would be nice

But to do it right we gotta start today
Finding renewable ways that are here to stay

I want Obama
Stick wit McCain you gone have some drama
Iran he will attack
We gotta vote Barack!

Obama on the left
McCain on the right
We can talk politics all night
And you can vote however you like, I said
You can vote however you like, yeah

Democratic left
Republican right
November 4th we decide
And you can vote however you like, I said
You can vote however you like, yeah

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Oh the rage!! Oh the HORROR!!!

Okay so, I am taking a history seminar class, cool right? Well we are talking about radical movements of the 19th century, and we are currently on feminism. Now, all you women of the late 1800's, thanks for making it possible to be able to vote, all you women of the 1960's thanks for.. umm.. burning bras and attempting equal pay. I am not against those kind of feminists, you know the ones that belive in a cause and arent just being stupid about it. Like the 'feminists' in my school. They are just High and Mighty individuals that think they are better then the rest of us and i t pisses me off!

"I'm gonna go work, my kids can go to day care! or my husband can stay home, i don't care!" Yeah.. You are a bad person. If you have to work, fine. But if you can, only work part time, your kids need a mom.

"I am not doing all of the house work! Ew!! if my husband wants a clean house, He can do it!" Yeah.. you fail. so bad. Get off your lazy butt. because that is all you are, lazy. not devoted, not self sacrificing *sob* LAZY.

"Don't open the door for me! i have 2 arms!" God. I hate you. He can open the flippin door if he wants to, if you weren't prideful, you wouldn't care!! But alas, you are indeed.

"Don't touch that! I can reach it my self!! *Jump, Jump* I can DO it!! *go and gets a chair* Shut up * jump jump* I don't need it anyways." You are a terrible person do you know that? JUST because he is asking to help you, because he is taller, is NOT reason to get upset. Fail. F.

Now, i am pretty traditional, if i can, i will be full time stay at home mom until my last is in 1st grade. I will do the house work, i will make the meals etc. and not because i am lowering myself to "serve" my husband, but because that job is more important to me then any other outside job.

So for all you feminists that are actually feminist for a reason other then stupidity, Go you. Rock on. For the rest of you... Stop that. Right now.


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Stupid Feminist Cartoons.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008


So basically... the fact that no one comments makes me quite angry. SO now, i will do it for me, so there *stick tounge out in a very mature way*

*Cue rant*
So i found out yesterday that i am getting a new eye. Yeah.. it comes from an eye bank!! AN EYE BANK!! No it exists, i know, i doubted it myself for a minute, but alas it is the truth. I felt it in my gut.. anyways, so yeah. they take a eye from the Eye bank, it exists wierd i know. But they take that eye, and they put it in mine!!! so crazy!! Yuck.

Okay well i should probably go to class... if you read this and you don't comment, and believe me i will know... i will send something to haunt you. and it will be scary.

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Senior-itis.... Sophmore style!

Sooo.. have you ever noticed how difficult it is to start a habbit.. but breaking them takes all of about an hour? WHY? It seems sooo backwards! crazy! So you know.. i was doing great in school... and them WHAM!! i gots a classic case of... DUN DUN DUUUN!!! Senior-Itis!

Sooo... yea... i am WAY behind in my classes. Too, it hasen't helped that i have kind of hit a bit of a road bump. I am working on it! really i am!

ALSO!! i have a bit of a debate going..when is it too young to get married?? Lets say.. 16?? too yong??

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008


So... Macie was born.. she is pretty dang cute! she looks like a MUNCHKIN!! i love her! AHHHHHHH!!

Ohio is cold...

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Thursday, April 3, 2008

As simple as 1,2,3

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No words needed.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

...speaking of the crazies

"People are crazy. And other people attract crazy people and then don't have the balls to get rid of them theirselves. Freaking crazy people. And you try to be nice, but NOOOOOOOOOOO!! They make you be mean. And tell them straight up how Freaking neurotic they are. For the people who make the trouble, but can't fix it themselves." MY BABY

Yea.. what shesaid... gotta GO!

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Thursday, March 20, 2008


Oh my GOODNESS!!! so my party in in 15 days!!!! SOOO EXCITED!!! only one more thing....

THE most important aspect of the WHOLE party...

THE thing that will make or break my day!!

the GOD of ALL parties...

the outfit.

No.. that wasn't dramatic at all... It really is that important... SOOOO Lou and Merin and i are goin SHOPPING!!!

I am pretty excited!! any suggestions on what i should wear?????? I have to look better then everyone else!! or else everyone has to wear paper bags or rags or something..

Oh and also... i got into UCAS... a new school.. it will be like 2 years of ACT SAT prep... WISH ME LUCK!!

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008


Okay so i was going through a Mid Life crisis.. NO JOKE!! so when we had to pick classes for Intersession (meaning we take 2 three hour classes) i decides it would be a smart Idea to take ACT/SAT Prep.. let me be very clear on this...
Yea.. its that bad... THREE HOURS of math... i think i wont make it until friday!!!

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Sunday, March 9, 2008


Kay so... its march..something.. what is the date? Hmm well i know that there is 18 days til my BIRTHDAY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (yea thats how excited i am.) anywho. Yea so i am planning this party right.. medium size (i mean i go to a highschool with 93 kids in it and that includes Jr high, Kinda hard to throw a big party) I havent ever thrown a party of this amplitude so i am a tad bit nervous. So.. if you have any tips.. you should probably give them to me

As a side note.. i lost Megan lol... does anyone know where she is?

ummmm yea. thats the end lol. (by the way theese comics are the best ever)

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Saturday, March 1, 2008


Yea so.. i am sorry that i caused alarm in everyone.. i have this minor inconvenience called 'clinical depression' and i once had the FABULOUS gift called numbness... and it made life bearable.. then i lost it.. and had to own up to my emotions and define my problems... and it was not a fun thing to do.. i felt completly alone... but then... i fixed it.. and my that i mean i am less miserable lol. It might be more difficult for me... but i can do it. Let me share with you this spill on my life :)

1. I have AMAZInG friends... they are a little bit crazy and sometimes a liability ( like my friend merin.. she is soooo smart but is SOO lazy i want to hit her! if its the last thing i do.. she will graduate from high school with the class of 2010! which means i have to help her make up her whole ninth grade year and the ferst 3 quarters of this year lol)

2. doing amazingly in school, if i do say so myself. i have gotten my grades up from a 3.5 to a 3.6!! i know thats not that big of a difference... but its up! by graduation... i should have it up to a 3.8 or 3.9!! i will be able to get SCHOLARSHIPS!! that would be handy.

3. i am happy with my self... well thats a lie.. but i am happy with the progress myself is making! i am pretty on my way to a more healthy (and by that i mean beautiful lol) lexie with less broken parts :)

4. I have a significan other who is quite significant if i say so myself.

There is my spill... notice how i never said that i was not depressed... i am just less so. :)