Sunday, September 20, 2009

Here are the pictures I promised...










Sorry it took so long Kel!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Picture Time!!

Well, We've had a very exciting few days, emma and i! My mother-dear (Who still hasn't called me to confirm they are still living...) and my brothers and Grandma and Papa are ALL out of town.. so it's a girls week! We kicked it off on tuesday with an inturupted mini golf trip! Interupted by what you ask?? THISSS



MOWGLI THE PUPPY!!!! Yeah... I've wanted a dog for going on forever... and by that i mean like a year. So when free puppies were being offered to the first people they saw at Walkers... I TOOK IT!! LOOK AT HIM!!!







And then there's my blue eyed ellie!!



AND THEN... Then there was THIS...



THE PRINCESS FESTIVAL!!



Aladdin and Jasmine were there!!



Ariel Came!



The Blue Farie of Awesomeness led us throught the magical land of princesses!



We bounced our Way to Never Never land!



Repunzel let down her BEAUTIFUL hair!!



Even the evil stepsisters showed up!



We Tea partied it up with the mad hatter and alice!!



We danced with Sleeping Beauty!!


We rode princess style on a BEAUTIFUL horse!



We even met Prince Phillip!!



We sat in an enchanted carriage!!



And at the end of the day... we even had time to defeat the evil witch! All it a days work!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!!

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WOOOOOOWOWWOOOWOOWOWOWOZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thursday, April 30, 2009

My Last Lecture

DOn't freak out!!! It's an assignment for a class and i decided to share with you. I AM NOT GOING TO DIE ANY TIME SOON ON ACCOUNT OF MY ACTIONS. Chill.


God is a Psychopath
By Lexie Eakett

When I was just wee little lad, I had the most amazing goldfish EVER!! And because of my small brain and poor judgment, I named them Adam and Eve. Not too long after the happiest day of my young life, you know the day I got my beautiful, amazing, wonderful fish… they died.
Some whiles later, not too long after but not too short either… I had another greatest day ever. I got Hermit Crabs. Waii and Kiki, quite possibly the greatest animals/crustaceans ever. And then… Waii Died. Shortly thereafter, Regis was bought! He, unfortunately, was a little bit retarded so I traded him for Baby! Then… they died, But don’t you fret… Some years later, for my 14th birthday actually, Skippy, Eleanor and Bill come into my life. About a year later, they kicked the freakin’ bucket too. Stupid crabs.
For discretions sake, I should probably change her name… so we’ll call her… Hannah. She was a witch of a girl. But somehow we remained friends from 2nd grade ALL the way to 8th. Ugh. Hate her. Stupid back stabbing, bitchy, two faced, should probably burn in hell teenage girls.

Other Girls/ People Who I Would Not be Sad to See Dead…
(I changed your names so STFU)
Butch: You tried to steal my boyfriend and you don’t even like boys.
Lisa: You tried to steal my boyfriend because you are too hopeless to get your own without putting out. And even then it’s pretty damn difficult, isn’t it?
Mary: You are a whore. Stop it.
Liz: You are stupid. You Can’t make your own friends so you convince MINE that I’m not good enough. Go to Hell.
Jonathan: You PRETENDED to cheat on me? WTF mate.
Marie: Seriously? You are “Trying to stick up for your sister” by calling me a whore? Sweetheart, you can’t call me that. How many pregnancy scares have YOU had in the last year? And you’re how old? 15? Yeah…

Okay. Now that that part is out of the way…
Mom: I know we fought a lot more then we should have, but I want you to know how much I truly love and appreciate you. You have been there for me through everything, even if I was too stupid to see how big of a sacrifice you were making to help me. You are my best friend and I am so sorry I’m leaving you this early. I love you.
Moses: Thank you for all you did for me. I’m sorry that it was so hard to show how much I appreciated you.
Jayden: I love you so much Jayd. I’m so sorry won’t be there to help you through all your heartaches and celebrate the good times. I am going to miss you so much. You are such an amazing little brother. don’t cry, I’ll be close to you always. I love you Thomas.
Jamahl: Oh Jam. I Love you so much. I know we didn’t always get along so great, but you are an amazing sweet little boy and I know you are going to grow up to be the best in what you choose to do. You are such a great little brother and I am going to miss watching you grow up. I love you Jam.
Emma: You are the little sister I’ve always wanted, even if you are a little bit crazy. Keep your chin high, lady, don’t let anyone break your heart, they aren’t worth it. You are a princess and I love every crazy part of you. I’ll miss you so much Emma Afia. I hope you won’t forget me
Megan, TJ and Tommy: Love you all so so so much. You never cease to make me smile and I love you for that more then you can possibly know.
Kelly, Anno, Tyce and Macie: You guys are so amazing and I love you. Tycie Bug, you are so amazing and Macie Rae, I really wish I had more time to get to know you. I love you so much.
Michael: Thank you for everything. I know you are going through some rough times, but you always manage to keep your chin up. I love you so much.
Zo: I love you with everything I have. I am going to miss your songs and your laugh and you telling me how much yo love me every chance you get. I’m sorry I broke my promise and I am leaving before it’s REALLY my time, but you know I’ll be close to you always and I’ll be looking over Leilani and Sea Monkey.
Grandma and Grandpa: You are so amazing. You sacrifice a lot, and would give anything and everything for another person in need. I love you more then I can possibly tell you and it breaks my heart that I don’t get more time with you. I love you both. Keep Celebrating J
I’ve Lived a good life, so please don’t cry when I’m gone. My time with all of you has been priceless and I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Thank you so much for all of the things you all have done for me and all of the hard times you have helped me through. I love you all.

Monday, April 20, 2009

More things that are making me rather angry right now...

1. Ignorance.... No. Conversations that go like this...
"So Sue, what to you think of the new president?"
*silence*
"...You know the one that was elected some whiles ago?"
*silence*
"...You know, the chocolate one... making history... rather important president of the United states?! Barrack Obama????"
"...Oh...? Oh yeah.... Ummm yeah i don't agree with him starting... this... new war? yeah... and he's a hillbilly..."
"No. Wrong one."
See Fail. No one loves when you pretend to know what you are talking about. It's almost worst then when the conversation goes like this...
"Oh my god! I can't believe the economy right now!"
"the what?"
"Economy, Sue."
"Ummm what is that?"
"You know.. the money crisis"
"Cr..i...sis?"
"Money trouble sue."
"Oh!"
"Oh god."

2. Too much touching.
Why do you do that? Like when you see a pregnant woman that you do not know, is there an imaginary sign above her head that screams "TOUCH MY FREAKIN BELLY" I do not see that sign. You should knock that off.. Just nip it you know where. (For those applying to number 1... you nip it in the BUD)

3. Parenting other peoples children,
No. Knock that off right this moment. They pushed them out of their nasty's... they can make the decisions.That's all that needs to be said about this. just no.

4. MEHHHHHHHH I AM A SIZE TWO I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLIPPIN FAT!!! AHHHHHH!!!! AHHH!!!

No. Fail. Meh I dislike you. jut no. *shoves a doughnut down your throat*

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Sunday, January 11, 2009

The 5 things that are making me angry at this very moment.

Okay so people just make me angry at times so i've decided to give a FAIR list of things that are guaranteed to get at least one of your knee caps shattered.

1.Unnecessary repeating. Okay FIRST of all you are just wasting your time and more importantly the poor unfortunate souls that have to listen to you ramble.Conversations like this "Well i have to go pick up my kids from the day care because they are done at the daycare because they are done at the daycare so i have to pick them up from the daycare. And then i have to go to the store with my kids who i picked up from day care because they were done. Then i have to go put my baby to bed because she is tired from being at daycare all day, where i picked her up, and also going to the store..." You know who you are. You have been warned. Stop it.

2.Arrogant Singing. This is when someone, who is not very good at singing, believes the exact opposite, which is of course that they are amazing, and so consequently they decide to sing all the time. ALLLLLLL the time. They are somehow completely oblivious to the fact that their voice is cracking and they sound like a dying chicken. Don't do that anymore.

3. "That's what she said" jokes. Sometimes very funny. Kit, you win. For everyone else who thinks it's funny to say "that's what she said" after ever thing you or anyone else says, well it's not. I will break your knees so you cannot magically pop into every conversation being had all over the entire world and say "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" and then laugh so had you don't realize that you are the only one laughing.

4.Baby talk. If anyone says "goochy goochy goo" to my kid will never speak again. Yeah you can talk to it in a sweet voice but do not ever make the mistake that babies are stupid. Talk to them normally and then maybe we can skip the 5 years of their lives when only 47% of what they say is understandable. Also stop asking/telling the parents to do things through their baby. like this "oh you are really cold huh? we should ask mommy to put your hat on!" if you have something to say about the warmth of my child's head tell me directly. The baby isn't going to pass on the message because YOU keep speaking baby talk at it. way to go.

5. Wearing the wrong shade of make up. Okay the perpetrator shall go un-named but you know who you are. Just because you would like be very very pale, like snow white, does not under ANY circumstance make it true. So stop lying to your self and buy the right color of make up!!! It's really not rocket science.



also i have to put this video on. :D