Okay.. so i was searching for a current event for Sociology.. i dont know how much this makes sense.. but i love it.. so thank you makers of 'Dumb as a Blog'
Officials at the Canadian border stopped a New York man after he was caught with dozens of bottles of what he claimed was holy water. But when a police dog sniffed the H2O it turned out to allegedly contain ketamine, a powerful hallucinogenic widely used as a date rape drug, it appeared the water was a tad unholier than met the eye.
In case you are afraid that some shyster might try to trick you into thinking that ketamine was holy water, and you don't have a drug-sniffing dog handy, we are happy to present the following helpful list:
DUMB AS A BLOG PRESENTS: SOME DIFFERENCES BETWEEN HOLY WATER AND KETAMINE
-Holy water is generally used for baptisms, by priests. -Ketamine is generally used for rapes, by rapists.
-Holy water is sometimes called "blessed" or "sanctified" water. -Ketamine is sometimes called "super acid," "black hole" or "cat valium."
-Holy water is never to be disposed of in regular plumbing. -Ketamine gets flushed the minute the cops show up.
-Holy water is rumored to fend off vampires. -Ketamine is useless against a vampire, unless you want to rape it.
Okay SOOO technically i am the oldest in my family, but my siblings are so much younger then me, it kinda cancels that fact out. I kinda feel forgotten a LOT of the time.. it sucks. lol. Today happens to be one of those fun 'No one really cares' days. which yes i realize its very melodramatic.. but what can i say? Like.. well i don't need to share specific examples, but it'd be nice to be included once in a while.
In other news, I am in love with this song. So congrats Veronica's, Not only are you unnaturally beautiful and may ruin the self esteem of MILLIONS of girls, you do have an original sound. *clap clap clap*
So these little boys and girls are so cute!! i love that they are getting involved in the election. I want my kids to be like that!! No ignorant kids of mine will live to be 25. lol JK
And here are the lyrics!
Obama on the left McCain on the right We can talk politics all night And you can vote however you like You can vote however you like, yeah
Democratic left Republican right November 4th we decide And you can vote however you like You can vote however you like, yeah
(McCain supporters) McCain is the man Fought for us in Vietnam You know if anyone can Help our country he can Taxes droppin low Dont you know oils gonna flow Drill it low I'll show our economy will grow
McCain's the best candidate With Palin as his running mate They'll fight for gun rights, pro life, The conservative right Our future is bright Better economy in site And all the world will feel our military might
(Obama supporters) But McCain and Bush are real close right They vote alike and keep it tight Obama's new, he's younger too The Middle Class he will help you He'll bring a change, he's got the brains McCain and Bush are just the same You are to blame, Iraq's a shame Four more years would be insane
Lower your Taxes - you know Obama Won't PROTECT THE LOWER CLASS - You know McCain won't! Have enough experience - you know that they don't STOP GLOBAL WARMING - you know that you won't
I want Obama FORGET OBAMA Stick with McCain and you're going to have some drama We need it HE'LL BRING IT He'll be it YOU'LL SEE IT We'll do it GET TO IT Let's move it DO IT!
Obama on the left McCain on the right We can talk politics all night And you can vote however you like You can vote however you like, yeah
Democratic left Republican right November 4th we decide And you can vote however you like, I said You can vote however you like, yeah
I'm talking big pipe lines, and low gas prices Below $2.00 that would be nice
But to do it right we gotta start today Finding renewable ways that are here to stay
I want Obama FORGET OBAMA, Stick wit McCain you gone have some drama MORE WAR IN IRAQ Iran he will attack CAN'T BRING OUR TROOPS BACK We gotta vote Barack!
Obama on the left McCain on the right We can talk politics all night And you can vote however you like, I said You can vote however you like, yeah
Democratic left Republican right November 4th we decide And you can vote however you like, I said You can vote however you like, yeah
Okay so, I am taking a history seminar class, cool right? Well we are talking about radical movements of the 19th century, and we are currently on feminism. Now, all you women of the late 1800's, thanks for making it possible to be able to vote, all you women of the 1960's thanks for.. umm.. burning bras and attempting equal pay. I am not against those kind of feminists, you know the ones that belive in a cause and arent just being stupid about it. Like the 'feminists' in my school. They are just High and Mighty individuals that think they are better then the rest of us and i t pisses me off!
"I'm gonna go work, my kids can go to day care! or my husband can stay home, i don't care!" Yeah.. You are a bad person. If you have to work, fine. But if you can, only work part time, your kids need a mom.
"I am not doing all of the house work! Ew!! if my husband wants a clean house, He can do it!" Yeah.. you fail. so bad. Get off your lazy butt. because that is all you are, lazy. not devoted, not self sacrificing *sob* LAZY.
"Don't open the door for me! i have 2 arms!" God. I hate you. He can open the flippin door if he wants to, if you weren't prideful, you wouldn't care!! But alas, you are indeed.
"Don't touch that! I can reach it my self!! *Jump, Jump* I can DO it!! *go and gets a chair* Shut up * jump jump* I don't need it anyways." You are a terrible person do you know that? JUST because he is asking to help you, because he is taller, is NOT reason to get upset. Fail. F.
Now, i am pretty traditional, if i can, i will be full time stay at home mom until my last is in 1st grade. I will do the house work, i will make the meals etc. and not because i am lowering myself to "serve" my husband, but because that job is more important to me then any other outside job.
So for all you feminists that are actually feminist for a reason other then stupidity, Go you. Rock on. For the rest of you... Stop that. Right now.
So basically... the fact that no one comments makes me quite angry. SO now, i will do it for me, so there *stick tounge out in a very mature way*
*Cue rant* So i found out yesterday that i am getting a new eye. Yeah.. it comes from an eye bank!! AN EYE BANK!! No it exists, i know, i doubted it myself for a minute, but alas it is the truth. I felt it in my gut.. anyways, so yeah. they take a eye from the Eye bank, it exists wierd i know. But they take that eye, and they put it in mine!!! so crazy!! Yuck.
Okay well i should probably go to class... if you read this and you don't comment, and believe me i will know... i will send something to haunt you. and it will be scary.
Sooo.. have you ever noticed how difficult it is to start a habbit.. but breaking them takes all of about an hour? WHY? It seems sooo backwards! crazy! So you know.. i was doing great in school... and them WHAM!! i gots a classic case of... DUN DUN DUUUN!!! Senior-Itis!
Sooo... yea... i am WAY behind in my classes. Too, it hasen't helped that i have kind of hit a bit of a road bump. I am working on it! really i am!
ALSO!! i have a bit of a debate going..when is it too young to get married?? Lets say.. 16?? too yong??
